this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
I just spewed sierra mist on my mom and my computer screen because of this
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
He’s so fucking frustrated
This is fucking adorable! OMG!
30 Days of Boy Meets World → Day 01: Favorite Male Character
– Eric Matthews